Munchkins: Forums edition

Race: Forum Lurker

"When running away from a monster, if he roll a 4,5, or 6, he runs successfully."

Class: Forum Troll

"Loves to flame in forums. +10 bonus. However he tends to has his account deleted. Whenever you suffer a lost in item, increase the number of item lost by 2 times."

Monster: Game Moderator
"Level 1. However his combat level is actually 15. To defeat him, the player MUST have a helper. 6 treasures.

Bad stuff: Let another player choose one of the consequence:

Temporary ban: Lose 3 turns in the game. The banned player cannot interfere in any way.

Lose items: Lose items equal to level/2. Round the number up."

Item: FTW!

"+5 Bonus to anything. Is there any other phrase to express your love than this overly uttered phrase?."

Event: Game Balancing.

"Affects the highest level and the lowest level players. Take the highest level and lowest level numbers, add them together, then divide them by 2. (if the game lowest level is a level 1 and the highest level is a level 9, add 1+9, then divide by 2 getting you 5.) Set all the levels of the affected players (which are the highest and lowest level players) to this level.

Item: NERF!!! "Claims that this thing is overpowered so it had to be nerfed. -10 to anything, ops wait let's make it just -1.. ops make it -5. Ok, -5 to anything."